They have a solid case against you, Ozzy. Ozzy: A million carbs?! Ellen: Hey, I talked them down from a billion. Ozzy: Ellen! Why are you here? Have they sent bail yet? Ellen: Yes, for one million carbs. Ozzy: Yo, partner! Who's side are you on?! Mayor Spryman: And who bashed into Hector's nerve?! Drix: I suppose that would be. Brain Adviser 2: How's about the cord muscles? Mayor Spryman: Who almost ran innocent cord muscles off the road? Drix: Ozzy again. Okay, but who drove the car? Drix: Um, Ozzy. Brain Adviser 1: Who's the driver? Mayor Spryman: Yeah. After all, we were in pursuit of a dangerous bacterium. Reflex Mayor Spryman: So, thanks to you, Hector tripped Ricky Sales! RICKY SALES!! Do you know what the other kids call him?! Ozzy: Uh, Ricky Sales? Mayor Spryman: RICKY THE RIPPER!!! Now, do you know what I'm gonna do to you, Jones? Ozzy: Slap my wrist and let me go? Mayor Spryman: Wrong! Hector's gonna get creamed, and it's all your fault! Drix: But Mayor, you can't blame everything on Ozzy. Somebody who can help him through these changes and keep him healthy. Ozzy: Hector's gonna need someone who's been around the block a few times. There's hormones, pimples, B.O., and hair growing up all over the place! Drix: Oh, my. Right behind Hector's left retinum, prime real estate! Y'know, Drix, you were right. And with Ellen's help, we opened our own detective agency. As for Drix and me, well, the mayor decided to let us hang around. Ozzy: After we nailed Scarlet Fever, all of Hector's symptoms went away. Ozzy: Yo, hot lips! Well, looks like you've been paintin' the town red, huh? Scarlet: Oh, you haven't seen anything, Jones! Wait till I get to the heart, where I can do some real damage! Ozzy: Too bad I'll have to spoil your plan! Scarlet: Oh, you think so? Ozzy: If Hector's gettin' sick, you should make him rest and drink lots of fluids, not listenin' to this fool! Elena: Jones! This is our mayor, Paul Spryman. Ozzy: Are you brain cells or brain-dead cells? Elena: Jones. Mayor Spryman: I don't care! He's going to Jackie Desoto's party tonight, and that's that! It's Hector's first teen party, and Christine Kolchuck from French class is gonna be there. Brain Adviser 1: I rushed over as soon as I got the number! Sir, he's already at 98.8. Drix: What? Ozzy: I don't think he feels good. Ozzy: And what?! Start all over again?! Are those fruity bubbles backin' into your brain?! Drix: No, all I am saying is this could be a chance to help give someone a clean start. situation and all, that perhaps we might be more useful in Hector. ![]() Drix: It occurs to me, Ozzy, considering our. I mean, I was just a small blood cell back then. It all started goin' downhill around this age. Drix: What happened? Ozzy: Fast food, late nights, smokin'. Drix: No! Ozzy: Yeah! I've seen the photos in Frank's memory banks. Ozzy: Y'know, he looks a lot like Frank when Frank was that age. Cruz: Honey, breakfast is ready! Hector: Be right there, Mom! Ellen: He's thirteen. You're talkin' to Osmosis Jones here! White blood cell, police legend, and number one germinator from the City of Frank! I don't need no lawyer and no spit job! All I need's the next flight outta here! Drix: My word, what is that? Ellen: That's the Eye Channel. Ozzy: Uno momento! Maybe you're not gettin' this picture. Ozzy: What, a spleen card?! I ain't workin' in no stinkin' speen! Ellen: It's either that or spit detail. Now, if we work fast, maybe I can get you spleen card. At last, a public server I can relate to. Ellen: Excuse me, but are you the aliens? Drix: Actually, the aliens were the ones that brought us here. Just the place for a big bugging bacteria like me to have a fresh start. ![]() Scarlet: Hector, eh? Looks smooth like grand new. Ozzy: Well, what are we waitin' for?! I want action! I want justice! I- Whoa, watch the membrane! Drix: Thanks for saving us. Ozzy: Woah! Hold the phone, lady! I didn't ask for no transfer! Chief Gluteus: Is there a problem here? Ozzy: Yeah, I'll say there's a problem! I got a promotion waitin' for me in the City of Frank, and I'm stuck here in no-man's land! Chief Gluteus: Intruders, eh? Ozzy: Intruders?! The only thing intrudin' here is your belt size! Now who do we have to see about gettin' outta this backwater hole? Chief Gluteus: The Mayor. Ozzy: Hector?! What's a Hector? Maria: Your new home. ![]() Cell's goin' about his business, next thing he knows, he's layin' naked in a petri dish with a giant eyeball lookin' down. I've been after this bad booty bacteria half my life. We got a tip that Scarlet Fever's visiting a chop shop south of the stomach, below the beltway, deep in bowel town. And in Frank, everybody's workin' overtime. Y'see, when a body gets this old and congested, there's a lot more upkeep. 85 trillion cells and still growing, which is getting to be a big problem. Season 1 Home With Hector Ozzy: Welcome to the City of Frank. 2.13 Journey to the Center of the Tooth/Cavities.
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